DO NOT USE DRYERS #12 OR #16:
YOU WILL SPEND AGES WAITING FOR OTHERS TO RETURN FROM THEIR SUPER-EXCITING FRIDAY AFTERNOONS TO EMPTY THEIR DRYERS MUCH LATER THAN IS COURTEOUS. YOU WILL FREEZE IN AUGUST, IN THIS COLD LAUNDRY ROOM & GROW A LONG BEARD, WHILE YOUR SOPPING CLOTHES FROM DRYERS #12 AND #16, WHICH NEVER HAD THIS WONDERFUL, POETIC SIGN ON THEM, BECOME COZY NESTS FOR MILDEW!
JULIA
